July 2011

I love being a slut!

by Tabbi on July 31, 2011

As long as I can remember,I have been a huge slut! I could never be satisfied with just one person,I need a lot of variety. I’m having a group of friends over tonight we’re gonna have a few drinks and get naked! I made sure that I invited more men than women so we could each have a few cocks to play with! lol There’s always room for more cocks at my parties you should cum too!


Pussy vs. Beer joke

by Krystal on July 30, 2011

Beer ~vs~ Pussy

A beer is always wet.
A pussy needs encouragement.
Advantage: Beer.

A beer tastes horrible served hot.
A pussy tastes better served hot.
Advantage: Pussy.

Having an ice cold beer makes you satisfied.
Having an ice cold pussy makes you Hillary Clinton.
Advantage: Beer.

Beers have commercials making fun of skunky ones.
Pussy does not.
Advantage: Draw.

If you get a hair in your teeth consuming pussy, you are not disgusted.
Advantage: Pussy

24 beers come in a box.
A pussy is a box you can come in.
Advantage: Pussy.

Too much head makes you mad at the person giving you a beer.
Advantage: Pussy.

If a beer is brewed with yeast, it is still edible.
Advantage: Beer.

If you come home smelling like beer, The Woman may get mad.
If you come home smelling like pussy, she will definitely get mad.
Adv antage: Beer.

6 beers in a night and you better not drive.
6 pussies in a night and you have done all the driving you need.
Advantage: Pussy

Buy too much beer and you will get fat.
Buy too much pussy and you will get poor.
Advantage: Draw

It is socially acceptable to have a beer in the stands at a football
You are a legend if you have a pussy in the stands at a football game.
Advantage: Pussy

If a cop smells beer on your breath, you are going to get a
If a cop smells pussy on your breath, you are going to get a high five.
Advantage: Pussy

With beer, bigger is better.
Advantage: beer.

Wearing a condom does not make a beer any less enjoyable.
Advantage: beer.

Pussy can make you see God.
Beer can make you see the porcelain God.
Advantage: Pussy

If you think all day about the next pussy you will have, you are
If you think all day about your next beer, you are an alcoholic.
Advantage: Pussy

Peeling labels off of beers is fun.
Peeling panties off of pussy is more fun.
Advantage: Pussy.

If you try to snag a beer at work, you get fired.
If you try to snag a pussy at work, you get hit with sexual harassment.
Advantage: Draw

If you suddenly drop a beer, it may break.
If you suddenly drop a pussy, it may hunt you down like the dog you
Advantage: Beer.

If you change to another beer, your old brand will gladly have you
Advantage: beer.

The best pussy you have ever had is not gone once you have enjoyed it.
Advantage: Pussy.

The worst pussy you have ever had is not gone once you have enjoyed it.
Advantage: Be er.

Bad beer: Schlitz, Pabst Blue Ribbon, Old Swill.
Bad pussy: Roseanne, Janet Reno, Madeline Albright.
Advantage: Draw

Good beer: Guinness, Sam Adams, Killian’s Red
Good pussy: Almost all but the above.
Advantage: Pussy.

The government taxes beer.
Advantage: Pussy.

It’s a close call, but the numbers never lie.
Advantage: Pussy


Mommy Daughter Phone Sex

by daisy on July 30, 2011

I took the kiddies to the pool today, we had such a great time! We all had our bikini’s on and got oiled up and chillaxed. I brought a couple Margarita frozen Popsicle’s with me and it was just a juicy,yummy tease sucking on it in front of all these guys. This older gentleman J was getting one of my little ones to go and fetch him soda’s from the pop machine, he would give her an extra few dollars each time, and she knew how to work it! Shaking her hips, pulling her bikini bottoms up in to her little bottom, made me giggle to see just how much like Mommy she really is.

J moved his chair closer to mine and we talked about kids, and swimming, and how hot it it, but he made sure to mention it’s NEVER to hot to fuck pretty young things. I ran out of my margarita so I asked him back to the house, I’ve never seen a man move so fast. Ya know if you wanna get sticky you gotta licky and that’s what we all did this afternoon. I’m sure a nasty Mommy, you like me that way though huh?


Psychological Phone Sex

by Dru on July 24, 2011

Psychological Phone Sex? It means MINDFUCK…. I’d like you to take a peek at my site Psychotic Phone Sex if you have never been it will be very interesting to you. Especially if your into anything medical, asylum, mental hospital, fetish, forced sex on inmates that kind of thing. You see I do experiments on my patients and I let you do the same *wicked laugh* we can dominate them, masturbate them, torture them, mentally fuck with them, sedate them what ever might make you turned on and ready to cum on them….. I am waiting and only taking a very few appointments today. Make my day won”t you? Cum on in and let’s subject them to all of your deep dark fantasies. That sounds like soooo much fun! Love Dr. Dru


I do it all!

by Tabbi on July 23, 2011

I love every kind of sex! I’ll make all of your fantasies come true,you’ll be begging me for more! Look at this body,you know you want to touch and taste me everywhere! I’ll be your dirty little slut anytime you want me. Which we both know will be all the time!


Flip of the coin

by Cookie on July 23, 2011

I got asked to go on a blind date with a guy that loves a hairy bush and likes to play sensual sex games. Within the first moments of meeting he said that he thought I looked more like a girl that should be called Jersey. I was flattered that he wanted to play sensual sex games and even change my name. We arrived back at his place and he had a semi-game room set up and he told me that we were going to flip a coin to begin the game, heads I got to make him do a dare, and tails he got to ask me to do a dare. The first few flips on the coin were tails. I guess that was the luck of the flip of the coin. He said you are not very good at this coin flipping, secretly I loved to take the dare challenge.
His first dare was for me to bend over and allow him to see my hard ass right in his face and then he wanted me to pull my panties off so I could show him my hairy world. He said, he loved to see how a natural cunt looked. The second time I flipped the coin again and again and I lost the toss everytime and each time he made the dare a little more nasty. The final time he had me bend over and he stuck a carrot in my tight shit hole and laughed as he slowly pushed it in and out. I won the next toss of the coin and i got to give him a few great smacks on his ass. This turned me on so much that my little snatch began to get all creamed up with anticipation of him shoving his thick cock balls deep inside me.
I had such a naughty time playing games with him, I think I may even consider changing my name to Jersey.


Daddy always hurts my lil girl asshole….

by Wrenn on July 22, 2011

I don’t know why daddy is always hurting my little asshole. He knows his cock is WAY too big to fit in that little hole but he just keeps shoving it in there all the time. I try so hard to be a good girl so he wont get mad at me and abuse my little hole but it doesn’t do any good. He tells me all the time he is addicted to my puckered lil pink hole.


Don’t you wish you had a Mommy like me?

by Vikki on July 19, 2011

Every boy I know wishes they had a Mommy like me! Sexy,fun and always willing to entertain all the neighborhood boys! I love the way they look at me when I’m walking around the house barely dressed,I know they want me! Last night my son had a few of his friends over,it was kinda late so I was dressed for bed.When they saw my sexy little nightie all their cocks got really hard! My son threw me down on the couch and they all took turns fucking me.What a fantastic night!


Afternoon Delight

by Cookie on July 18, 2011

Today I had a private caller ring my phone around lunch time. He asked what I was really into, so I told him how much it turns me on to see two guys sucking each others cocks. He said really? I said yeah I don’t know what it is about it that makes me so wet but it drives me wild.

So I begin by telling him about the first time me and my boyfriend tried this out and he listens to my every word and then he begins to share his hot story with me. And let me tell you it was one hot fucking story. He had a girlfriend that was bi sexual and she convinced him to try it with another guy since she was always willing to bring another girl into the bedroom. One day she called him when he was on his way home from work and said I have invited Joe over to play. I asked him if he was nervous he said a little but he wanted to please his sexy hot girlfriend and if it turned her on then he would try it.

When he got home from work he came inside and in the dining room there was his girlfriend sitting naked in a big leather chair with her legs spread wide open laying over the arms of the chair and at her side was Joe, and she was giving him a blow job. She called him over to where they were and he knelt down and began kissing her. She said do you like seeing me suck his cock? He replied yes, and he got down in between her legs and started lapping her cunt the more he licked her snatch the more intensely sucked Joe’s cock. He looked up at her as she suck his cock and he could see her saliva was dripping off her chin this made his very excited. She reached down and pushed his face deep within cunt and told him to suck all her fuck juices out of her. He did just that and as she arched her back he knew she was about to have an orgasm in his mouth, he loved it. When she had finished unloading her cum unto his lips and down his throat she said cum over here and watch how I suck this cock. He walked over to the side of the chair and took his pants off and then knelt down beside the chair so he was eye level with her sucking Joes’ cock. He watched her take all of his cock down her throat and she gagged because his cock was raging hard. She took his hand and placed it on Joe’s shaft and said now I want to see you put it in your mouth. So Joe turned to face him and right in front of him was the first cock he was about to place in his virgin mouth. Both men are very masculine in character and build.

He took the cock and began licking it up and down the shaft on both sides, ending right at the end of his mushroom head. She said put that cock in your mouth and bring your lips right to where my hands are. He listened to her and he had about 4 inches in his mouth and he said he was almost gagging and became teary eyed because it was much larger than he thought it would be. She had him move his lips up and down his cock a few times before moving her had further down his cock. He then took his own motivation and began gulping Joe’s cock down like he was a pro.


My mom is a barslut, now that I am a little older I have finally realized that. She was always bringing all kinds of guys around to spend the night. I have about a gazillion “uncles” according to her. I realize now that was her way of making ends meet. Her body was how she made things happen. Fuck a guy get the light bill paid, fuck another guy and get the lawn mowed.

They say the apple doesn’t fall far from the tree and apparently I am a product of that clique. Yesterday when my professor had me stay after class and told me I would not pass his class unless I got an “A” on my final exam and my final project the last thing that came to mind was actually studying to get those “A’s”. I put on the sad tears for his benefit and ran out crying to the bathroom. When I came back I had switched in to some short lil bootie shorts and a fresh coat of shiny pink lipgloss. My goal was to convince him how badly he wanted my itty bitty body to be bouncin on his fat Professor dick, and convince him I did! I even got him to promise me an A+ as my final grade just for letting him take a little mini-movie of me pinching my babygirl nipples for him with his Iphone……he said he wanted to have it for jack-off material later. My pleasure!