June 2010

MOMMY & ME a different kind of PLAYDATE.

by daisy on June 29, 2010

We have a new family in our neighborhood and the Mommy is very sexy! She has a few little sexy kiddies too! When the Daddy went to work this morning I went by their house and brought a welcum to the neighborhood basket. I love being on the “welcum wagon committee” I get a position on it EVERY year, I do know how to make someone feel right at home! The new family is just adorable and Mommy and I had a little fun time as you can plainly see ;) She is an excellent pussy licker and I can’t wait to taste her kiddies! They just watched for today but tomorrow we will all play together! WELCUM to the FUCKING neighborhood! Dirty Mommy Daisy!

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MOMMY IS READY TO PLAY..

by Lisa on June 28, 2010

I am here waiting for some hot young boy cock the kind that my son gives me quite often and i just fucking love playing dirty sinful incest games with him he really knows how to get mommy wet!! So i wonder who will he bring over tonite to help him fuck his dirty mom? Well who ever it is i am sure they will know just how to make me squirt all over that hard young cock. After all mommy just wants to be fucked and used by all of them every chance i get. And my boy will make sure that my cunt and my other warm holes are filled up completely!!! Lets play dirty! tonite…

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Ready to be a faggot for me?

by Krystal on June 27, 2010

My number one goal dear is to turn you in to the cock sucking pansy faggot that you really are. Be prepared for me to trick your punk ass out and have your mouth working full time on cock after cock. A fucking cum guzzling dumpster with a tongue. That is all you will be. A tool for me to use to make me money. Nothing more than a fagboy prostitute. One that doesn’t get paid. A free whore, well atleast your pockets will be empty. Mine will be flowing over…..

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Economic Stimulus joke

by robin on June 26, 2010

Sometime this year, we taxpayers will again receive another ‘Economic
Stimulus’ payment.

This is indeed a very exciting program, and I’ll explain it by
Using a Q & A format:

Q. What is an ‘Economic Stimulus’ payment ?

A. It is money that the federal government will send to taxpayers.

Q.. Where will the government get this money ?

A. From taxpayers.

Q. So the government is giving me back my own money ?

A. Only a smidgen of it.

Q. What is the purpose of this payment ?

A. The plan is for you to use the money to purchase a
High-definition TV set, thus stimulating the economy.

Q. But isn’t that stimulating the economy of China ?

A. Shut up.

Below is some helpful advice on how to best help the U.S. Economy by
Spending your stimulus check wisely:

* If you spend the stimulus money at Wal-Mart, the money will
Go to China or Sri Lanka .

* If you spend it on gasoline, your money will go to the
Arabs.

* If you purchase a computer, it will go to India , Taiwan or
China .

* If you purchase fruit and vegetables, it will go to Mexico ,
Honduras and Guatemala ..

* If you buy an efficient car, it will go to Japan or Korea .

* If you purchase useless stuff, it will go to Taiwan .

* If you pay your credit cards off, or buy stock, it will go
To management bonuses and they will hide it offshore.

Instead, keep the money in America by:

1) Spending it at yard sales, or

2) Going to ball games, or

3) Spending it on prostitutes, or

4) Beer or

5) Tattoos.

(These are the only American businesses still operating in the U.S. )

Conclusion:

Go to a ball game with a tattooed prostitute that you met at a yard
Sale and drink beer all day !

No need to thank me, I’m just glad I could be of help.

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Forced Pedo with a twist of blackmail!

by Krystal on June 22, 2010

I AM GOING TO TURN YOU IN TO THE FUCKING PEDOPHILE THAT YOU ARE! Your days of being undercover watching those nasty little illegal movies on the internet and pretending you are normal are over. You are a pedo, just like me and its time for you to fulfill your pedo needs. Plus I have lots of pictures of you jacking off at your computer and if you don’t do exactly what I tell you to do I will let the whole world know just how much of a pervert and sick fuck you really are….

I bring my little niece to you and not only do I make pop her little cherry in front of me but I make you tell her what and why you are doing it. I make you tell her you are a nasty perverted pedo and that you are about to stick your big pedo dick in her tiny little virgin cunnie. I must admit it gave me great pleasure to see her little petite frame bouncing up and down on your fuckstick. Great call E! Can’t wait to play again…

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Jizz Junkie Jessie

by Jessie on June 22, 2010

Daddy had a very important business dinner and told me it was my job to seal the deal. He told me to dress in a manner that would make his associates think about bustin’ a nut in my tight little pussy. I got out my make-up, did my hair..made myself look grown up enough so that I could have a few drinks with the “good ole boys” before I treated them to the best little pussy they’ve ever had the pleasure of fucking. “Slut it up babygirl!” I never let my daddy down. The deal went off without a hitch and they promised daddy that there was more business to cum…as long as I was part of the deal.

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Hi Terry… you NASTY sexy THANG! ;)

by Kendall on June 21, 2010

My friend Terry who makes up cute little poem’s for me, and tells me sexy cute jokes all the time has been calling for a while and I’ve never blogged about him… yet! I wanna show you my hot FUCKING video. (fuckkendall) I wish it was you I was fucking you on this video. ;)

I love our sexy, nasty, filthy, perverted calls Terry. He sung me this song last time- “I thought that I was your best friend till I saw what came outta your hind end!” lmao your so cute Ter, I can’t wait to talk nasty to you again this week! Imma smush my bald cunt into your mouth and peeeeee! hahahaha! Love Your Complete Package (that’s what he calls me) Kendall


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CUM TASTE MY CHOCOLATE!!

by Precious on June 20, 2010

I just love the feeling of hard cock pushing down into my chocolate throat and if its a long hard white cock thats even better. Yes i am a little dirty nasty black whore for that vanilla meat. And i will suck and fuck you boys all night long! and i will make sure you empty those pale white balls every fucking drop. You know you want to taste my chocolate cream and make me your own personal slave whore and use me whenever you want!! Let me ride that master cock and suck you like a hoover!! You can call me anytime i will be waiting for your load!!

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NASTY MOMMY NEXT DOOR!!

by Lisa on June 20, 2010

Are you ready to be my little young fuck toy? If you think you can keep this hot sexy mommy satisfied then come on and join the club! many have tried and failed to keep me creaming and i just love the fucking challenge. My young hot next door neighbor has been watching me lately and i see him looking through my fence while stroking his hard cock. And the other day i pulled down my bikini top just so he could really get a good look and i put my hands inside my bottoms just long enough for him to catch me doing nasty things with my cunt. Let me just say he was stroking his cock so hard that he squirted all over my fence!! Now that was such a hot turn on for me that i invited him over for some real dirty mommy sex and he was such a good boy!! call me lets have some fun…

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I couldn’t pay my rent. What’s a girl with a hot tight body to do? WINK WINK. How about it Mr. Landlord? My body in exchange for my rent payment? What’s that? You want me to give you a blow job, tit fuck you, fuck my tight pierced pussy and my my hot little ass? I’m game, let me bend over for you and make this real fuckin easy. I’m yours to do what you want, where you want, anytime baby. Did you want me to bring you another maybe smaller, younger little piece of fuckmeat to join us? Sounds like fun. Hell let’s make it an orgy. I love to fuck an fuck hard. I know you want me and I want you in every dirty, filthy, slutty way I can have you. I need to be fucked. I need your cock. I need to be your fucking whore and watch your cock get harder and harder as I hoover that mother fucker pulling all your cum from your aching balls.

I’m a slut and damn proud of it. I’m game for anything baby. Let’s play and have some real fun. I’m a pro at sucking and fucking and I want to show you what you’ve been missing out on. You’re partner not up to snuff? Too meek and mild to have a good time? I don’t have that problem baby.Call me so I can get it juicy for ya. Call me so I can really do it for ya. Call me so I can really prove it for ya. Yeah that’s right, I wanna lick your lollipop. You’re so sweet I wanna lick the wrapper. I am very comfortable with my sexuality and there isn’t a damn thing I wouldn’t do for your hard cock. Let me show you what a real woman can do, what you’ve been missing out on. Tell me what you want and let’s do this shit. Are you picking up what I’m putting down??? Good. Then we are in agreement. Let’s make a deal. A sweet ass deal. Mine that is lol.

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