April 2008

Girl on Girl Phone Sex…

by Dru on April 29, 2008

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I have this caller and her name is Becca, she is a prostitute, a working girl like myself. She calls and we do some “role-reversal” I must say it is ALWAYS interesting and very arousing! Tonight I was the boy and she was the girl and she sucked me off purrfectly. I do get into fucking her face and pushing my huge shaft deep down her throat, I am good at feeding Becca (I guess because guys have been feeding me for a while now.) I know how to make it a little rough like she likes it, mmmmh and she blows me so well! Other nights we do G/G rolling around in our girly bed licking and nuzzling each others soft little crevices, sucking each others pussy’s and nipples cumming over and over then getting out a toy to finally satisfy these horny little pussy’s, mmmmmh it is exquisite! We have done Vampire fantasy (which I adore) and we have even done a Voreian type fantasy where I ate her whole and she could feel a million little tongues in my stomach licking her and melting her into me as she came. Thanks Becca YOU are Precious! Your Lover Dru1-866-293-3659

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Getting Ready for Summer

by Jessie on April 29, 2008

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Its getting warmer and when it gets warmer I like to get extra nasty!  I love to skinny dip and of course there is nothing better than skinny dipping with a hot guy and getting my freak on with them.   I bet you have are starting to get that case of spring fever, well then who better to help that fever than me!  I would love to be your hot little coed freak and I promise you won’t be disappointed.  I have no taboo’s and I will do anything nasty to get you off and get your summer started off right.

Kinky Coed Jessie – 1-877-269-5369

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I suck cock like a hardcore slut

by Alexxx on April 26, 2008

 

alexxxspice1.jpgI know how to wrap my soft wet lips around a stiff boner. I take it down deep in my throat until my lips reach around the root of your cock. My little tight pink cum box is so wet and ready to fill it up with your hard stiff bone!! I am your hardcore cocksucking slut that will enhance and enduce delivery of your semen right into my mouth. Standing by for a hardcore sexcall from your sweet little explorative pocket rocket!!!!!!

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         Call Me Now 1-877-421-4583

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alexxxx1.jpgCheesy maybe, but sexually I am far from being inclined!! I live to breathe and smell another dick, and a pair of sweaty nuts! I dance for alot of horny men, that become extremely intoxicated once they follow me to my private cubby! I am  ready to squirt out my sweet rocks allover your dance pole and give you the most rememberable cocksucking,pussyfucking,and ass banging experience you have never had!! I will set your cock on fire with my pulsating, tantalizing, freakish fuckaholic and sultrid mind !!

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Just fucking shoot me!

by Kendall on April 22, 2008

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And if you hit me win 20 free ring tones! LMAO That one is for you Henry, this guy thinks I should have my own comedy show, now he would be the ONLY person watching it, but that could be fun! I could be your “Private Dancer” Henry… Would you like that?

I am going to make one of my callers hit the glory hole this afternoon, and before he goes he is actually going to do a call with me and Henry. You see this guy wants to get his cock sucked by another guy, he knows how hungry those dudes at the G.H. are! They will practically fight each other to crawl and scramble up to the hole and get your cock in their mouth! (Get a visual.) The guy’s pulling each other by the back of the hair, pawing…. and scratching….. (kitty sound) to get your dick in their hungry, HUNGRY mouth hole, THEN slurping… and sucking your cock so fucking purrrrfectly! (Guy’s DO know how to suck a dick, even straight guy’s!) Mouthing you then you feel that hot breath on your balls, arrrrghhh, you get sooo FUCKING hard… It throbs and pulsates! Well you get the picture!

I am really looking forward to hearing this guy get his cock sucked, first on the phone then in person he will take his phone to the G.H. and I get to listen in there, talking in his ear telling him what a fucking pervert he is letting these dudes suck him off, LOL. He will fucking cum like a Mother Fucker!

Ok I feel better now, don’t shoot me!!! Shouts out to Dougginator, S, Henry, Christopher (I still want that pic of your cock!) My slut’s; Jeffrey, Frosty, BoyToy, Fred! (miss ya ALL!!!) Let’s fuck! Kendall 1-877-717-8007

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Oh check out these pictures they are GREAT!!! Some of these might of been their LAST picture, they look deadly!

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Does Daddy want to wear Panties?

by Jessie on April 20, 2008

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I bet daddy and I would look so cute in a pair of matching panties!  I love it when I get to play dress up with daddy, I always find he makes the best sissy.  Dressed up using his best little girl voice when talks to me and then I get to find out if daddy is as slutty as he claims.   I love getting to watching sissy daddy suck cock and get his sissy hole fucked,  it makes me so wet watching.  I also love to take my strap on and fuck ll of sissy daddy’s whole nice and hard.  I really love it when you are on your back and I can just pull your panties aside and fuck that hole so hard that I make you moan like a bitch and cum so hard in your panties. 

Kinky Coed Jessie – 1-877-269-5369

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I like Pleasure SPIKED with Pain!

by Blair on April 20, 2008

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My sweet R called me today, and it was such a blissful, painful, extraordinarily awesome, fuck!  He knows how I need it, what my huge cock will take and how bad I like it to sear  with sweet pain mixed with pleasure. I give him pain, mixed with pleasure as well it is an understanding we have reached, we have been fucking each other for well over a year now and I know sometimes he just feels the NEED for My cock, My big 8 inch, pretty, pink, cock. I love to feed it to him and then feed it into his ass, I reach around and stroke his 10 inches of manmeat, lusting after it as I slam fuck his tight little ass-cunt. We hurt each other…. we dig in and make it PAINFUL in our lustful fantasies. We both LOVE the pleasure SPIKED with the PAIN! I love fucking you R…. You have RUINED me! She Male Mistress Blair 1-888-534-0126

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TJ and “The Fat Girl” Fantasy.

by Kendall on April 19, 2008

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So he tells me…”you never blog about me anymore” and “you don’t blog about the nasty, perverted, shit I like to talk about anymore.” You see TJ used to date a phone sex girl, and he got downright fucking KINKY with this bitch! My TJ is really fucking KINKY! He is so fucking naughty, just straight out BAD! He tells me earlier this week, I’m not calling you until you blog about me, so tonight I called his ass, and got him all hot and bothered and he called me back like 5 mins later. We went online and watched the “Porn Pay Preview” it is a GREAT site that you can watch porn on by the min, no monthly fee, I fucking love it!

We picked out a “fat girl” movie, he is really into and watched this guy fuck this chick hot and heavy. She was into it too! He nailed her fat ass and we loved to watch her ass shake and vibrate. I said “you like that huh?” “fuck yeah! I like that fat tummy and those fat tit’s!” We both got off on his fantasy then while we were watching the movie. Here it is…

I was a YOUNG girl and my Mom was a fat bar fly type who was dating TJ, my Mom had to work all the time and TJ started to fuck around with my chubby ass. We started to fuck and suck and really get it on, Mommy came home and caught us, but she was so fat and used up she just put up with it, we made her do all kinds of dirty shit. Clean up after us, drink our pee, do our laundry and work all the time. I pimped her out to my friends, made money on her fat ass, and tj2.jpg when I wanted to degrade her I sold her fat cunt for a dollar. I would fuck her for hours with a huge strappy as big as a horse cock and gape her cunt out. TJ would then fist her pussy and just jack off while he watched me fuck my Mom hard and make her fat jiggle. Finally TJ threw me down on the floor and started to suck and fuck my sweet pink pussy, I got him off by telling him I wanted him to suck out all that black cock cum I got shot up in there while he was fucking Mommy earlier. I pussy farted a huge load of jizz all in his mouth and he shot a HUGE wad of cum for me. There you are TJ !

The reason I don’t blog about TJ’s calls that much is because; 1. They are slightly disgusting (but not to me, Imma dirty bitch!) 2. He is so very kinky and graphic that you guys will read this and not need to call ME… you will stroke while you read, LOL. 3. I don’t want him to know how much I really enjoy talking to him and he will get an even BIGGER head! That was a hotttt fantasy BTW TJ, ty Love,  Your Filthy Nasty Switch Kendall 1-877-717-8007

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LMAO!!!!

by elle on April 18, 2008

MaryKate and Ashley LOL!

I found this really cool blog, it is pictures of celebrities IF they moved to Oklahoma, LOL, yikes! This is what they would look like if they moved off the coast and hung out in OK City or some place like that LMAO! If they lived in Oklahoma seems to be a popular site I sure got a kick out of it!

And now, we pause for a Unicorn moment. For those whose retinas were scarred by what lives in Oklahoma… Here are the famous… Bunny Suicides.

I wanna talk about these guy’s who are total douchebags and ALWAYS seem to get the hot girls! There is a whole site devoted to them…. it’s true I found it on AIM. This is how it is too, you see these guy’s and your like…”how did he get her?!?!?!” Be prepared to flip! Maybe they live in Oklahoma, and that’s all there is to choose from, eh these girls don’t look like Oklahoma. This website was even more shocking to me than the culture shock I feel when I have to walk into a Walmart store. I don’t have to do it often, because when I do do it I remember it for a long time, but after time passes I forget the shock of it all and will try and go again, then it hit’s me right at the door, BAM!! The big WHY… I haven’t been here for sooooo very long. LOOK AROUND….. Can I get an AMEN?

Well it is 2:02 am on a Thursday, I guess I will TEAR myself away from all this administrative work and read a book. I am reading “The Ruins” My friend said “don’t start it unless you have the next 8 hours to read it” so I started it last night and fell asleep, it was late. I just finished the new Stephen King “Duma Key” (it took me like 3weeks to read it, lol, between calls.) it was AWESOME! He really is a FREAK! I love it! OK call me and fuck me so I don’t look at the interneT and talk about books anymore will ya? Sinfully Ellyn 1-800-440-9132 Yaay phones ringing!!!


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HOW TO TICK PEOPLE OFF

  1. Leave the copy machine set to reduce 200%, extra dark, 17 inch paper, 99 copies.
  2. In the memo field of all your checks, write “for sexual favors.”
  3. Specify that your drive-through order is “TO-GO.”
  4. If you have a glass eye, tap on it occasionally with your pen while talking to others.
  5. Stomp on little plastic ketchup packets.
  6. Insist on keeping your car windshield wipers running in all weather conditions “to keep them tuned up.”
  7. Reply to everything someone says with “that’s what you think.”
  8. Practice making fax and modem noises.
  9. Highlight irrelevant information in scientific papers and “cc” them to your boss.
  10. Make beeping noises when a large person backs up.
  11. Finish all your sentences with the words “in accordance with prophesy.”
  12. Signal that a conversation is over by clamping your hands over your ears and grimacing.
  13. Disassemble your pen and “accidentally” flip the ink cartridge across the room.
  14. Holler random numbers while someone is counting.
  15. Adjust the tint on your TV so that all the people are green, and insist to others that you “like it that way.”
  16. Staple pages in the middle of the page.
  17. Publicly investigate just how slowly you can make a croaking noise.
  18. Honk and wave to strangers.
  19. Decline to be seated at a restaurant, and simply eat their complimentary mints at the cash register.
  20. TYPE IN UPPERCASE.****
  21. type only in lowercase.
  22. dontuse any punctuation either
  23. Buy a large quantity of orange traffic cones and reroute whole streets.
  24. Repeat the following conversation a dozen times.
    “DO YOU HEAR THAT?”
    “What?”
    “Never mind, it’s gone now.”
  25. As much as possible, skip rather than walk.
  26. Try playing the William Tell Overture by tapping on the bottom of your chin. When nearly done, announce “No, wait, I messed it up,” and repeat.
  27. Ask people what gender they are.
  28. While making presentations, occasionally bob your head like a parakeet.
  29. Sit in your front yard pointing a hair dryer at passing cars to see if they slow down.
  30. Sing along at the opera.
  31. Go to a poetry recital and ask why each poem doesn’t rhyme.
  32. Ask your co-workers mysterious questions and then scribble their answers in a notebook. Mutter something about “psychological profiles.”
  33. Give the best head?

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